Your Vaccination Policy is Anti-Inclusive Because You are Excluding Me, a Moron

You know, except for Facebook, Nextdoor and my mouth, I’ve kept pretty quiet about COVID vaccinations. But not ANY longer. Your establishment FORCING ME to wear a MASK if I did not get a VACCINATION is anti-inclusive.

I mean think about it: a person comes into your establishment, right? They DON’T have to wear a mask if they ARE vaccinated, or they DO have to wear a mask if they are NOT vaccinated.

Um, hello? Where does that leave people like me?

What about people who are on YouTube a lot?

What about spiritual gangsters?

What about thought warriors?

Are you telling me that you are not going to let a single moron into your establishment?

Let me set you straight: I come from a DUMB family, and sweetie? In my family? I’m the DUMBEST ONE. Do you really want to mess with me?

Or what about my friends? My friends who follow fake doctors and drank bleach last Christmas Eve? You think you are better than us?

Did I get the vaccine? That’s a complicated and personal question. I would even say illegal. And honestly the “yes or no” phrasing of that question takes away any individual thought or grey area to let my personality shine through. To you, that probably means no, I’m not vaccinated, and then I would have to wear a mask.

When you force me to wear a mask, you cover my mouth. Guess where my thoughts come from? Yeah. They come from my mouth. If you cover my mouth, you are not going to hear my thoughts as well. So I’m basically not a person, and to me, that’s not inclusion.

Before you made your vaccination policy, did you debate a single thought warrior? Did you stream the debate on LinkedIn? I’ve seen every thought warrior debate streamed on LinkedIn, so let me answer that for you: you did not :)

And if I were to get super real with you, I would say this conversation isn’t even worth my time. I can’t even get into your establishment. I’m sorry, but what GENIUSES put a PULL sign on the door when I clearly want to PUSH. I’m having trouble remembering the word right now, but your failure to consider everyone seems like a repeaty-repeaty.