Keith JamesBest Diving Boards for When You Scrooge McDuck into Your Four Government Issued COVID TestsBefore I get into the diving boards, let me say this: life is pretty fucking PIMP right now, huh? Little over 600 days of a pandemic and we…3 min read·Jan 28, 2022----
Keith JamesThe FDA Just Approved Dads Resting Their Eyes For a Few Minutes: Here’s What You Need to KnowComing off a pretty loaded Sunday, the FDA recently approved Dads laying on the living room couch and closing their eyes for a little bit…2 min read·Aug 27, 2021----
Keith JamesYour Vaccination Policy is Anti-Inclusive Because You are Excluding Me, a MoronYou know, except for Facebook, Nextdoor and my mouth, I’ve kept pretty quiet about COVID vaccinations. But not ANY longer. Your…2 min read·Aug 20, 2021----
Keith JamesMy Favorite BirdSince we’ve been in lockdown, I’ve unfolded the same slip-n-slide every day for my terrible son. I unfold the slip-n-slide so he can be…7 min read·Aug 16, 2021----
Keith JamesDebut Novel — Greg Maxwell’s Inferno is Available for Purchase!!!Hi everyone! I’m excited to announce that my novel is in stores (mainly Amazon) today.1 min read·Aug 7, 2021----
Keith JamesOh No: I’m Ted Cruz, and My Two Teenage Daughters Want Me to Smoke Marijuana and I Don’t Know What…I’m in deep trouble, Texas. My daughters called me earlier this morning with big news: their parents were going out of town for the…2 min read·Feb 26, 2021----
Keith JamesFour Beads: My Brief Tenure In Indian GuidesI did not do Boy Scouts. I had no interest. All the kids at my school who did Boy Scouts were bad at recess football and when you are in…5 min read·Jan 2, 2020--1--1
Keith JamesinSlackjawNavigating Your Sex Scene With Gary SiniseHey, movie star! Oh my god, totally kidding. You are a working actor, at best. Big day: you and Gary Sinise are going to pretend to have…3 min read·Apr 2, 2019----
Keith JamesJeb Bush Still Thinks He Can Win 2016 Presidential PrimaryJanuary 19th, 2019. Blackfoot, Idaho.3 min read·Mar 10, 2019----
Keith JamesinSlackjawI Played Tony Hawk in S-K-A-T-E and His First Trick Was Having Sex With My MomWow, I thought Tony Hawk was my hero but, based on what comes next, I’m not so sure anymore!3 min read·Feb 26, 2019--1--1